- friend: the sky is full of bats tonight
- me: i know, isn't it romantic?
You don’t know true frustration until you’ve dug several times through a pile of black clothing, in order to find a SPECIFIC article of black clothing.
The struggle is too damn real
[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive
"Aquarius: Your boyfriend is trapped in an alternate desert dimension. it is difficult to say when he will return. Perhaps take up drinking while crying in a quiet room. Wow, that’s a very specific and painful horoscope. Thanks for nothing, stars."
Cecil breaking everyone’s hearts again (via genuinedeadpool)